Check Out Dan Murphy

Check Out Dan Murphy
Age: 21
Home: Boston, Massachusetts
Sponsors: Reef, Accel. (flow), Endless Grind skate shop

Dan Murphy is a super-hyper kid from New Hampshire who recently moved to North Carolina to attend college at NCSU. Dan and I met at a spot on his first day of arrival. After meeting him, I quickly noticed how different he was from me and everyone else in the area by the way he ...
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drinks eight cups of coffee every day. ...
doesn't get excited because he'll get a lazy eye and start talking jibberish to everyone. ...
has a beautiful girlfriend whom he doesn't call a "girlfriend," but they've been following each other around for the past four years. ...
lands his tricks in just a few tries. ...
has been accused of matching every piece of his wardrobe far beyond Felix Arguilles' previous endeavours. ...
drives a big green minivan, a.k.a. "The Green Booger," with his own "TF" in the back. ...
was recently hit by a car riding his bike to class, and he still rides that same bike to school. ...
doesn't think before speaking. ...
doesn't think before making decisions. ...
doesn't think before thinking....
has a dog and they can understand what each other is saying. ...
just started going to clubs and has been accused of doing the rain dance, and he sees nothing wrong with it. ...
asks questions and replies to your answers with even more questions. ...
is the best skateboarder in NC, hands down, no matter what you may think after reading this nonsense.-Pete Thompson